Mtimia new gpu: Beeforce RXT 9050
The Mtimia Beeforce RXT 9050: The Future of Gaming, the End of Civilization
In a stunning leap forward for both gaming performance and questionable safety standards, Mtimia has unveiled the Beeforce RXT 9050, the world’s first consumer GPU powered by a built-in miniature nuclear reactor — and somehow, it still ships with only 8GB of VRAM.
According to Mtimia’s press release, the RXT 9050 uses its onboard reactor to “ensure sustained terawatt-class performance,” while simultaneously heating your entire home and most of your neighborhood. The company insists that “radiation leakage is within esports-acceptable limits,” though the card does require you to sign a waiver acknowledging that your RGB fans may glow in the dark.
The real innovation, however, is in the memory. Mtimia proudly touts the inclusion of the revolutionary GDDR7.5x standard, which the company claims is “half a generation ahead of time” and “completely incompatible with everything else on Earth.” Benchmarks show that the card can render Cyberpunk 2077 at 4K with ray tracing on — for approximately six seconds, before your PSU evaporates into a fine mist of regret.
Early adopters report that installation is simple: just bolt the reactor containment vessel into your case, run the included uranium fuel rods through the PCIe slot, and hope your motherboard’s BIOS supports “Fission Boost Mode.”
When asked about the decision to keep the VRAM at 8GB, Mtimia’s CEO replied confidently:
“Gamers don’t need more memory. They need discipline.”
Critics argue that the RXT 9050’s specs are “overkill for gaming but underkill for existing,” noting that the included cooling system is a small-scale cryogenic tower that doubles as an AI-driven dehumidifier.
Still, preorders are reportedly strong — mostly from doomsday preppers and YouTubers seeking views before their houses melt.
In summary:
The Mtimia Beeforce RXT 9050 is the ultimate GPU for anyone who thinks Chernobyl was just a skill issue.
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