ATM announces new GPU: Raybeam XR 21070 XTX GRE XT

In a move that scientists are still trying to categorize as either “revolutionary” or “a Class-A existential threat,” ATM Technologies has unveiled its latest graphics card: the Raybeam XR 21070 XTX GRE XT.

Packing an unprecedented 67GB of GDDR7 memory and powered by what ATM calls a “built-in red sun core”, the card promises to “deliver next-generation performance at the cost of next-universe stability.”

According to ATM’s marketing materials, the red sun core is “a compact stellar fusion engine capable of sustaining itself through light casual gaming workloads like Starfield, Chrome tabs, and mild nuclear fusion.” For heavier tasks such as 16K ray tracing or opening Adobe Premiere, the card automatically deploys its DysonSphere™ Power Management System, harvesting energy from the nearest star and slightly dimming the skies across the northern hemisphere.

The Raybeam XR 21070 XTX GRE XT features:

• 67GB of GDDR7 Memory — because 66 wasn’t “aesthetic enough.”
• Rayburn 3.0 Architecture — capable of rendering individual atoms of disappointment in photorealistic detail.
• Fusion Boost Mode — doubles performance by collapsing local spacetime and invalidating your warranty.
• SolarSync Cooling System — uses miniature plasma jets to “redirect stellar output,” or as users describe it, “evaporate their PC case.”

ATM claims the GPU runs “cool and quiet,” though early benchmarks show temperatures averaging around 4,000 Kelvin, with a pleasant hum that “resembles the screaming of matter itself.”

When questioned about the practicality of embedding a sun and Dyson sphere into a consumer graphics card, ATM’s lead engineer simply replied:

“We wanted to eliminate bottlenecks — including the thermodynamic kind.”

Preorders are already live, with each unit arriving in a shipping container-sized crate accompanied by a small team of astrophysicists, a fire permit, and a waiver acknowledging the possible creation of a second solar system.

Reviewers are calling it “the most powerful GPU ever made,” and also “the last thing humanity will ever invent.”

In summary:
The ATM Raybeam XR 21070 XTX GRE XT doesn’t just run hot — it is the sun. Perfect for gamers who think the Mtimia Beeforce RXT 9050 was “a little underpowered.”

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